Jersey Shore Power Rankings: Week 6
Jersey Shore returned after a 10 night hiatus, and truthfully, was an episode where everybody seemed willing to be a bit touchy. Situation was crying, Ronnie was emotional, the worst couple ever got together again, and overall some people got a little annoying. However, you can’t deny an episode that saw Snooki and Deena starting fighting each other because they didn’t realize who was who, and we got to see the super guido act. So here’s your rankings for week 6.
1) Vinny (Last Week: 2)
Vinny, who I wasn’t really too high in the early goings, had a really good episode last night. He certainly gets a ton of credit for telling Ron and Sam to stop fighting in front of everyone and pissing off the house. Finally, it was said (without someone smashing their head into a wall). But it’s good he came out and said. He was also pretty funny last night, teaming up with Pauly D to create the super guidos, which was a good act for a very dragging episode. And then I thought he was great after Snooki and Deena started fighting each other. When you have a good episode you get rewarded, so enjoy the top spot, Vinny.
2) Pauly D (Last Week: 1)
I mean it’s not like Pauly D did something to get bumped down, he just wasn’t the top dog on this episode. He did create the super guido act, so I will have to give that to him, but outside of a really funny five minutes, I don’t think I can say much about Pauly’s episode, and therefore I had to take him out of No. 1 in favor of the Ron & Sam confronter. But the main question for Pauly D is did anyone else think his hair could get that messy looking?
3) Snooki (Last Week: 4)
I’m really not inclined to give him top 3 billing for this week, but after thinking about it, she actually did a half way decent job of not letting her stupidity get in the way. Well, sort of. I mean she was a little dumb on the phone - but come on dude. And then she really wasn’t having the house stick their nose in her business, so good job. Yeah, she was drunk sad, but it happens - especially to Snooki. I’ll give Snooki very minimal credit and put her in top 3, even if she did start fighting Deena without noticing.
4) JWoww (Last Week: 3)
Does she think she’s the house mom or something? It was definitely annoying me that she felt the need to just get involved. I mean maybe, just maybe, her intentions are good - but for someone who is anti dealing with other people’s drama, she really like to involve herself with everyone’s life. I won’t hate on her, because I still say she’s had a steady season, but don’t start leaning back to the bitch side, and don’t think you’re a know it all.
5) Deena (Last Week: 5)
She was honestly deranged at the club. That look in her eyes was indeed pure evil. The one thing I caught from her at the club was before the fight, and when she yelled to whoever it was “go away, you’re not our friend” I was just thinking OKKKKK cool girl. But really, her reaction to wanting to legit throw down seemed absolutely insane. And I swear, her face was terrifying. The Jersey Turnpikie has some Jersey Devil in her.
6) The Situation (Last Week: 6)
I hated the whole ‘overcoming the odds’ angle they played up to him taking off his neck brace. Like, are you serious BRO?! But really, he was clearly milking it, at least that point is beyond us. And like he was actually gonna leave? Please. He was just looking for some attention other than the camera guys. But how cute, him and Ronnie made up.
7) Ronnie (Last Week: 8)
He was definitely just getting involved in other’s peoples problems because he wants to shift the drama away from himself. I find it pathetic how easily he went back to Sam, and vice versa. And then I had to do a double take when he called himself “crazy legs”, then kept dancing, and then fell and hurt his knee. Also, his relationship is ruining the show. Buried!
8) Sammi (Last Week: 7)
If you watch this show and are a Sammi Sweetheart fan then you clearly never see any of her scenes. She really should just be ultimately penalized until this show is over. I mean, I am so sick of hearing how perfect she thinks it is, how unhealthy she thinks it is, how this is the last time they try. My god, just stop. And actually, I don’t even think she deserves another line of explanation from me. Also buried!