Jersey Shore Power Rankings; Week 6
I’m just gonna say it; the show has gotten weak. Not to be negative before I even get to the rankings, but man this just seemed and felt like a filler episode, and it really was not that good. Sure, we had a drunk Snooki, The Situation continuing whatever transition he’s going for, a Pauly D stalker, and more… but it wasn’t working so well. Maybe, just maybe, Jersey Shore won’t be riding off into the sunset better than ever this season. But anyway, we still got a season to cover so here some rankings.
1) Pauly D (Last Week: 1)
He has a stalker again! Although this one felt like it coulda been set up by MTV… it was almost too perfect, she was walking around in the Pauly D hat wearing a CABS ARE HERE t-shirt. Either way, it was still amusing to see Pauly deal with his second seaside stalker. Also in this episode he had the unfortunate dealing with the two meatballs at work, but kept up with his thing. Pauly’s had a good year so far.
2) Vinny (Last Week : 3)
We gotta give props to Vinny for trying to cross over a lesbian… I mean it IS the impossible. He did fail, but still committed to the effort, and took the let down like a trooper. But still, not something you see everyday, and if it happened then he would definitely be ranked 1 this week. Vinny though seemed to have more of his usual flow throughout this episode, and seemed like it was back to normal. It was good to see him and Pauly D rolling on the boardwalk together, they keep their distance from the mess sometimes.
3) Ronnie (Last Week: 2)
Was he around much this week? I don’t remember much coming from him… maybe a laugh or two. But it was a pretty quiet episode from Ronnie, and I really don’t have much to add here.
4) Sammi (Last Week: 4)
Same goes for her. Not much from the couple this week. I really can’t think of a positive or negative point for Sammi… anyone else got something out there? I feel like probably not, but I’ll keep her ranked at 4.
5) JWoww (Last Week : 5)
JWoww might have been the only real developing story on this episode, as she was fighting with big dude Roger, and she was NOT happy. JWoww is much more sensitive emotional than I thought… I really just always pegged her for an emotional bitch, but she was actually seeming a bit depressed. But I want a blowout, so bring it on!
6) Deena (Last Week: 7)
I’ve been ripping her, and was ready to for her just peacing out of work and basically being a total brat about it - but she did what I didn’t think she would and that was apologize, and seem to actually care that she did piss off the boss… maybe too late for that though. But her biggest points of the night goes to her being a team player and being the wing woman for Vinny as he was trying to convert a lesbian for the night. Good job by Deena as she helped herself get out of being buried for at least one week.
7) The Situation (Last Week : 6)
He’s still plotting things out, and it’s hilarious that his brother is dating Deena’s system… imagine THAT family get together. But he’s just playing his game of total nonsense and constant back and forth. He was all about “keeping his enemies closer” while hanging out with Snooki and Deena, and overall didn’t do anything this week. The drop down comes from him being such a sap when he wakes up alone in the house. Poor Situation? No, 7th Ranked Situation.
8) Snooki (Last Week: 8)
I should just write “she sucks” and end it. Snooki is definitely the least likable this season (and I know, they’re all pretty unlikable), as she has just been a pain to watch. She was pitifully drunk and just lost, and while I know we have seen that plenty of times, you still have to roll your eyes at this one. And then while Deena was just as much at fault as Snooki, Snooki definitely didn’t care at all about skipping out on work and causing a problem. The worst.