Jersey Shore Power Rankings; Week 2
Getting ready to hit a rhythm as episode 2 went down last night. I can rip on the girls for them stalling Sunday dinner, but really that was no big deal compared to the rest of the mess we saw last night. One thing we can say for sure after last night is that sometime soon, something will happen between Pauly D and Deena. But The Situation is a total creep and obviously instigator, and a cast member returned to the show last night; Drunk Ronnie. Good thing Pauly D and Vinny are funny. Alright that’s enough, let’s see some rankings.
1) Pauly D (Last Week: 2)
My favorite part from last night’s episode may have been the reaction Pauly had to the camera after he was clearly pretending to be asleep when Deena was trying to wake him. Great move with the play dead approach. Who knows what will happen with him and Deena, but I won’t hate him. He, along with Vinny, had a pretty funny episode.
2) Vinny (Last Week: 1)
I thought for the most part Vinny was quiet. He was complaining about Ronnie and Sammi for a little bit but that was obvious. Towards the end when going through the whole ‘she’s too young for you, bro’ routine with Pauly D was pretty funny. Other than that I think a fairly quiet episode from Vinny.
3) JWoww (Last Week: 3)
She’s the most level headed of the girls. There was a moment when I wanted to just hate on her as she was explaining what she’ll tell her grandkids when showing them to make pizza… and she said that’d she would say ‘bitch I learned to make pizza in Italy’. Okkkkkkkkkk with that one. But overall nothing too bad from JWoww.
4) Deena (Last Week: 6)
My god, does this girl get wasted. She’s gotta learn to keep it together. It was great that she was drawing the cops’ attention but nothing came from it. I thought she was gonna become really dramatic when dealing with Pauly but she’s actually been ok about it. I’m sure that won’t last, tho. Overall I thought Deena was decent last night, and her wasted state of mind is usually funny as opposed to obnoxious, so that’s a bonus.
5) Snooki (Last Week: 5)
I will start with the positive. She was able to make pizza, I didn’t think she had it in her. But the positive will not last. For starters, are you kidding me with sleeping all day? Man so much for the Snooki that needs to workout every day. And aside from that was a joke this thing with The Situation is. She was bitching about the girl he was talking to when she has a boyfriend and said she just sees him as a friend. Classic Snooki!
6) Ronnie (Last Week: 4)
Drunk Ronnie was back! You know in the first episode I was like ‘ok he hasn’t been totally bombed just yet’. But that’s the thing, it was just one episode. Of course he didn’t turn the corner. He was drunk Ronnie in a big way and that’s when the douche starts flowing out of him. The situation with Sammi is not fully his problem, but he likes adding to the problem when he’s drunk.
7) Sammi (Last Week: 7)
Instead of having the Sammi that sits in her bed and cries we now have the Sammi that just goes out and still cries. Just stop. I don’t know what growing up in Hazlet did to you, but you’re starting to have me concerned for what my well being may be. Then when she was drunk she was just obnoxious… nothing like a drunk Deena… well except for the falling. If I didn’t hate the No. 8 on here so much she would easily be No. 8.
8) The Situation (Last Week: 8)
The guy’s a creep… that’s the situation. He’s weirding the show out with the Snooki situation, and it’s hard to guess what will happen… actually not so hard to guess. But he almost started crying last night… are you serious, bro?! Then of course he just had to stir the pot with Ronnie and Sammi by mentioning at lunch that Ron had plans to bring girls back. Typical Situation, being a complete jack-ass.