Jersey Shore Power Rankings; Season 6 Week 4
I don’t mean to be redundant, but the show needs to be 2 hours to get anything out of it. The ending this week was so pathetic and easily the worst five minutes I’ve exposed my TV to in quite some time. Either way, we had the fall out from Deena’s arrest (which she acted like wasn’t that big of a deal?), the Sitch made his move to be in a relationship, and then…. I don’t think much else happened. JWoww is just annoying. But with that, let’s rank week 4.
1) The Situation (Last Week: 1)
Sitch remains at the top. He made his move to be in a relationship with Paula, the only problem was for some reason he thought asking her via tshirt was a “cool way” to do it. Alllllllright then. But his decent move of the night was buying a beast stroller for Snooki, even if he whined like a child to get her to go upstairs to see it. Bonus though was taking the “I like men” tag on the back of his first shirt pretty well in stride.
2) Pauly D (Last Week: 2)
Nice and steady! A pretty similar episode for Pauly D to what else we’ve seen so far this season. He was just like the good side kick to the entire show. While he has had a quiet season his presence has definitely benefited the show, because you know you can always laugh at Pauly D.
3) Vinny (Last Week: 6)
Vinny returns to the top half of the show mainly because had a solid funny moment in making fun of Sitch and Paula basically about how dumb they are. I’ll give him credit for not having a joke fall completely flat —- he does that from time to time. Vinny has still developed too big of an ego for his own good though.
4) Ronnie (Last Week: 3)
Ronnie loses because he said drunk tank way too many times and also was far too familiar with what a drunk tank actually is. And it’s probably not a good thing that he so simply turned to drinking his ass off after one of his roommates just got arrested for, well, drinking her ass off. I also don’t think “when in seaside, keep drinking” will be a quote that catches on. He’s still had a fairly good season, so he has that going for him.
5) Snooki (Last Week: 4)
I will still give Snooki credit for being fairly responsible this season, but she lost me with the scooters. I mean really? REALLY?!? That was just so pathetic I wanted to change the channel. She was also a little too tough with Situation about the gift, but I guess it’s hard to blame her.
6) Sammi (Last Week: 6)
Eh. It was pretty weak how emotional she was getting over Deena. I mean, come on, it’s Deena, that was gonna happen at some point, at least it’s out of the way now. She fits the mold perfectly of just being there, though. Sammi may not have many more story lines as the show goes on until it’s end.
Tie-8) JWoww (Last Week: 7)
I am just going to be mean and put her at a tie for 8th because she is just so freakin annoying. She also has one of the ugliest crying faces ever, as we saw towards the end of the episode. But she was obviously being over dramatic about the foot because she was mostly fine, and I can’t believe she bought a scooter. BURIED! I have no sympathy for her relationship problems. She is a mess elsewhere.
Tie-8) Deena (Last Week: 8)
I’ll still consider her last. She’s so buried we may never see her emerge again. The arrest, defending it, just being herself. It’s all a loss for Deena. And from the looks of the preview, it doesn’t look like it will get any better, just a lot worse. FINISHED!